Indirectly offending a friend 

ryu-gemini:

whenever anyone draws anything for me i just

p1nky-swear:

latinabitchbarbie:

misssheeva:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

So here’s the new Voldemort

I’m screaming

WHAT IF THE SNAKE EATS HIM

kingjaffejoffer:

God put this nigga on Earff specifically to cut bread.

mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

The Girl Who Can

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

radia8tor4:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

this guy is father material.

witneyhouston:

ariana tall

ariana grande

ariana venti